i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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