You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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