did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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