I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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