SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
When did angry sex become our thing?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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