I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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I think I ejaculated my soul out.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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