laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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