Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
He has the fingertips of a God
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