We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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