It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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