There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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