question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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