He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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