Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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