Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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