I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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