dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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