Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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