We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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