OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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