I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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