I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
third nipple confirmed
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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