Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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