She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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