you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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