mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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