Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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