But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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