I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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