Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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