the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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