And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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