I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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