last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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