The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I hope mine doesn't look like that
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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