so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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