i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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