Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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