You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I got her a Nickelback box set.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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