Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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