i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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