There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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