He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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