I hope mine doesn't look like that
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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