Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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