you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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