MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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