did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
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