I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
what if I'm pregnant?
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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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