So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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